Hey, maybe I ought to make like Shrub and swear off email for four years. Yeah, that’s how to handle stuff you don’t understand: hide. Not that we needed further proof that this oaf is half the man his father is, but did George Sr. hide under the shopping cart the first time he saw a UPC scanner? No. No he did not.

Of course, maybe Poppy reminded him that it’s a damn site harder to hang your fat ass for treason if there’s no document trail. Ask Henry Kissinger about those Freedom Of Information Act blues — and, if you haven’t already, check out the blistering exposé in this month’s Harper’s.