Okay, let me get this straight. Art “I fucked Cleveland and skipped town without so much as leaving a $50 on the dresser” Modell wins the Super Bowl. Ray Lewis is not only not in jail for murder but is the game MVP. Shrub is still president. My newspaper is about to combine its music and tech sections into one apples-and-gravy combo plate. Did someone save the receipt for this whoreson year so we can get a refund?