More reasons to never trust the press, and to *really* never trust that segment of the press that believes that writing for the “right” publications automatically makes you exempt from checking your facts: this story from The [London] Times. If you’re a Lord Of The Rings fan, you’ll get the joke. If you’re not a Lord Of The Rings fan and you don’t get the joke, you’re probably one of my editors and ought to get back to work.