Contrary to what you may have heard in the newspapers and from Entertainment Weekly, I have proof that irony is not in fact dead. If irony had really died on 9/11, the entire staff of YIL would’ve instantly disappeared up its own a****** at the earliest possible staff meeting.

Or, put another way: I need a job where they care as much about selling the reality as they do about selling the joke.

Not a fun day today, in an entirely mundane fashion.