26 November 2001

And oh, before I forget (like I will ever forget): Fuck you, Sports Illustrated, for inflicting the fucking cover curse on Eric Crouch and the Huskers last week. Who asked you to come to Nebraska anyway? Did Florida, Florida State and Miami get together and ship you folks a double helping of that crack they feed you to keep them on top of the polls? Were you trying to prove there’s a national sportswriter who can find Nebraska on a map? (Yeah, right.) Go away. Never come back. Next non-native sportswriter caught west of Omaha and east of Cheyenne will be bagged, tagged, and caged for laboratory experimentation. You have been warned.

26 November 2001

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