Horrifying new flash: David Greenglass finally admits that he had his sister killed ’cause he wasn’t, you know, sleeping with her. His sister, Ethel Rosenberg, left two children orphaned when she was executed in 1953. Author Sam Roberts noted that “David didn’t believe in much.” I can only conclude that Mr. Roberts had at that point run out of words to express disgust, outrage, and revulsion. May I suggest a term from Yiddish? On behalf of the entire rest of the tribe, Woody Allen and I pronounce Greenglass a shanda. If only I knew the word for “profound.”