Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous, 1994: Don’t question me!

John Ashcroft, extreme right-wing Attorney General, 2001: Critics undermine the war effort!

All things considered, I think I’ll take Patsy. Is it too much to hope that the public at large is beginning to get nervous about this guy? Is it too much to hope that I’ll wake up and he will never have been confirmed? Crazy fucking totalitarian…