Eep! I was Memepooled whilst on vacation! Someone call the embassy!!! (Pretty cool, it was… I’d like to thank the Academy, my parents, my friends, and most especially Google for linking to a page that’s currently “hidden” on my site. No worries.)

Much to say and vent about this month’s Adventure In Airport Security (yeah, I ran amuck again), but for now pray entertain yourselves with my friend John’s mighty, nay transcendent, nay contest-winning biff. I am so proud, not to mention so amazed that he survived. The boy always was confounding.