Because I haven’t this week, another tip from the household-management guide Star Tips: A Thousand Ways To Save Your Days, published 1947: “If your young child has been very naughty, try brushing its hair. If that doesn’t work, use the other end of the brush on the other end of the child.” This tip has been contributed by Dorothy Eirinberg, OES chapter Armour Star #64, Armour SD, and it explains my frankly-alarming-on-a-white-girl dreads.