Like The Phantom Menace wasn’t rank and pandering enough, sounds like George Lucas might slip some N’Syncroids into Episode Two. Please, someone, kill me — or better yet, wait about two hours and kill me, once I get done watching this video my friend loaned me. I’ve been looking forward to this video for quite some time; it is most certainly a Long-Expected Party. (Those of you who can guess which video it might be will understand why I’d like to thank the Academy for this signal treat. Yes, I’m overjoyed, even if I am taking a little intermission right this instant. No, I can’t make copies. Bliss is evanescent and the MPAA is a bear.)