John Ashcroft isn’t just offended by free speech; he’s offended by free breasts, as reported by ABC News. A reminder to those of you who slept through art history: Justice is typically portrayed as blind and naked to convey the impartial and forthright nature of same — which means, I suppose, that the ony reason Ashcroft hasn’t kicked about Justice’s blindfold is that he just assumes the artist misplaced the gag.