You’re not going to believe this, but the Weekly World News (those guys!) has a poll asking which of the Bill of Rights GW Bush is likely to abolish first. Meanwhile, it takes Aaron Sorkin to call NBC News on that big ol’ blowj^H^H^H valentine to Dubya they ran back in January (no, they did not show him too drunk to eat pretzels). You’re smart readers so I don’t have to lay out for you the implications when the joke newspapers and fiction writers are the only media members willing to cry foul, do I?