So I’ve had my first full day of intensive Macintosh exposure in quite some time. As I sit back and contemplate the galaxy of straightened paperclips twinkling on my desktop, I have but one question for the Macintosh users in the audience: ARE YOU PEOPLE FREAKIN’ MASOCHISTS?!?!?!? Now, send me letters telling me how wonderful I am for not tossing that crashy heap of silicon attitude out the freakin’ window.