I love experts. Every magazine journalist loves experts, as they are the people that say stuff to fill up all that nasty white space on the pages. So what was I to do when I found Mr. Magazine and his 30 Most Notable Launches of 2001? Forbidden Internet! Seed! Maxim Blender! See, you will gaze upon the site and be edified too. It’s quality like this, and punditry like that, that makes the American press the best-read, most literate, and most trustworthy in the world. I am all ashiver. Ooo.

(More Nuprin please?)