So this guy falls into a river and swears somewhat copiously. Some delicate lady nearby witnesses this and, instead of making sure the poor fellow’s okay, frets because her toddler heard some bad lanugage. Some cop is in the vicinity and, instead of making sure the poor fellow’s okay, writes a ticket for the language. Now some random writer is telling the newspapers that he would have been better off using a word like “shucks!” or “gadzooks!” Since everyone’s got an opinion here, allow me to introduce mine: SAY WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET ONE OF THESE FUCKWITS TO PULL YOU OUTTA THE GODDAMNED RIVER.
Thank you. That is all.