Draft-Day Woes: Call me crazy, but don’t Heisman-winning quarterbacks usually get drafted in a reasonably early round — one before, say, late June?! It’s the third and Crouch hasn’t gone yet; at this point I’m starting to think I’ll get the call before he does. This is insane. (Not a football fan? Please disregard previous. Not a Husker? Please disregard paranoid aspect of previous, other than to note we’re all quite aware that the rest of the country is conspiring against us. Again.)