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John Balzar, I am given to understand from this piece, is a Los Angeles Times columnist. He is also a fucking idiot with no understanding of the world beyond the end of his gated driveway. He doesn’t understand the need for anonymity? I say we grab the guy, whisper Disney’s or Dreamworks’ juiciest secrets in his ear, shake him hard to faciliate absorption into what is obviously a remarkably thick head, and tell him he has an exclusive on the story — but only if every single one of his sources is willing to speak for attribution. I weep for the trees that died to print this piece of crap.