News flash: There’s bad stuff in certain parts of the Internet. BusinessWeek owes an apology to the families of the trees it killed to print this piece of crap. Where were these crack investigative journalists when Enron and WorldCom and all were stealing stockholders blind?

Attention working journalists: Good advice today from April Oliver on dealing with corporate perfidy, sociopathic sources, Satan-spawn lawyers, and other office furniture.

Declan McCullough, often one of my favorite tech journalists, provides yet another reason for me to wish to set libertarians on fire: A well written and completely oblivious screed on why the Digital Millennium Copyright Act ain’t no thang. I admire his dogged belief that we can code our way out of this mess (not to mention his complete innocence of what the chilling effect is like when you’re not working for employers just itching to be a First Amendment test case), but I think back over the modern history of revolution and fear that things bode no better for the intellectuals these days than they did in 1970s Cambodia. Cute of him to be so optimistic, but I’m afraid we can’t just play with our toys, boys. Time to smarten up about the rest of the world.

From the country that brought you the ALL-CAPS wire-transfer scam spam, something else: Woman and man have sex. They’re not married. She gets pregnant. Man denies anything happened. He goes on with his life. Woman condemned to death by stoning. You know, far be it from me to suggest that using the words “Islamic” and “justice” in the same sentence is problematic in this case, but…