In case you didn’t see this before, by the way, further proof that Texas ought to be sawn off from the mainland and pushed out to sea. (Oh, you’re from Texas? So’s Lyle Lovett. And yet once you read this you’ll agree that y’all’ve got to go. We’ll miss you, or at least some of you, but between this and Dubya I just don’t see how the state can make amends to the 21st century. I’m sure you understand.) Read all three parts: one, two, three.