Things crawl up the Village Voice’s butt and die, and then this sort of thing happens. Thank God no NYC journalists have heard about this, or they’re be passing links to the article around amongst themselves and laughing.

Note to Dan Hubert, one of those nasty critters one occasionally finds sliming around a college newspaper accumulating resume fodder: No, pookums, spewing racist crap in print won’t keep you from getting elected to public office ’cause you’re a racist. It’ll keep you from getting elected to office ’cause you’ve provided reproducible, Google-locatable proof that you’re too goddamned stupid to operate an adult-sized mouth.

This thing with the Huskers — you have no idea how disorienting this is. You Seahawks fans and so forth, you Mets fans, you’re USED to it. Nebraska has never been out of the rankings in my natural life. I didn’t feel this bad when I figured out there was no Santa Claus. (Hell, I figured that red-and-white suit wasn’t an accident; Christmas is bowl-time, and I just assumed the big guy had tickets.)