OH MY GOD THEY’VE GOT WEAPONS-GRADE URANIUM AAAAAA!!!! Oh… wait… guess they don’t. Silly mistake. Didn’t mean to whip the public into a frenzy of fear. Just don’t know how that could’ve happened.

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