Note to Dan Hubert, one of those nasty critters one occasionally finds sliming around a college newspaper accumulating resume fodder: No, pookums, spewing racist crap in print won’t keep you from getting elected to public office ’cause you’re a racist. It’ll keep you from getting elected to office ’cause you’ve provided reproducible, Google-locatable proof that you’re too goddamned stupid to operate an adult-sized mouth.
