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Inadvertently Great First Lines Dept., from the Superior Express: “Residents of the Chester community are again looking for ways to cope with the discovery of an unidentified body.” Dammit, these things are getting to be a right nuisance. (Okay, it’s kind of morbid, but the fact is there’s something about Chester that attracts people who have gotten mysteriously dead. Live near there too long and you’ll start thinking David Lynch is America’s greatest documentary filmmaker.)