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Hi, media-and-entertainment industry? This is the entire rest of the world calling. Please be advised that on this end of the line, nobody knows or cares about Tina Brown. She may be the biggest potential-employer cheese in the universe to you, but to us she’s just another middle-aged blonde lady in suits. Ergo, we will not be watching her talk show, especially if she’s going to be saying things like “when I opened the door of the green room and saw him sitting there on his cellphone vibrating with contrarian vitality and unpredictable views, I felt completely unhinged” which by the way sounds vaguely dirty. Thank you. That is all.