The end of the baseball season has many of us on edge, but some things are predictable as overpriced stadium beer; to wit, whinin’ Red Sox fans. ATTENTION BOSTONIANS! You’re in this predicament not because you pissed off the Bambino, but because your city sucks and God hates you. If your baseball team doesn’t make that clear to you, two words: Ben Affleck. Are we clear?

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