Okay, now Boston totally has to go to the Series, because the Cubbies are going to the Series (memo to my nine-year-old self: no, really, you lived to see it!) and we might as well get on with the full apocalypse jacket. Maybe it was simply timing? God already had Royko on hand for commentary from the Forces Of Good, but Satan was one pedophiliac priest short of a hometown broadcast booth. Good to go now. Set it off. Sorry, Bernie and Jeter.