Heather Havrilesky over at Salon has written a better sentence that I expect to all week. Re Six Feet Under’s Nate Fisher:
Bless his broken heart, his role on the show is to be the guy whose sweater just keeps getting snagged on life, and instead of knitting himself a new one, he rips the whole thing to shreds and then lies in the pile of shredded yarn, weeping.