Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph, my hometown paper. (Hell, my hometown.) Article in this week’s Depress describing a visitor to town. First four lines below without editing, deletions, or trammelling of any kind.
Paint room installer waiting on parts
A new building sets on the back lot of A-1, Inc. waiting for the final delivery of parts, so a baked painting booth installation can be finalized. Approximately a week ago a factory representative named Josh arrived from Los Angles to complete the project. The first parts to arrive were the wrong size and the second shipment was damaged, so Josh has been in Superior longer than planned. He hails from the ghetto and this is his first time to visit a small town in the mid-west.
You’ll be interested to know that the appearance of a Mysterious Person Of Color was not the lead this week, however; instead, there was an article on Representative Osborne’s district director passing through, and how much he loves the pizzaburgers at Dairy Queen.