Easily amused, are you? In that case, you might enjoy the page a friend and I are putting together bicoastally… ladies and gentlemen, CHEESE BLOG!

After the last blog, I figured that it was worse to be a wimp than a procrastinator, and set back to housecleaning and other corporeal improvements. And my toe? HA! to my toe! Little toe! Vestigal toe! Nonessential personnel! I scampered up the ladder and commenced to painting the bathroom, and an hour later I must say that the only thing more spectacular than my new wall treatment is the color my foot is turning. Oo-ee. Is there a doctor in the house? Or, better yet, someone with fresh synonyms for “stupid?”

So my plan for the long weekend was to finish my fall housecleaning (Rosh Hashanah’s in two weeks, y’all) and then start my long-overdue fall sitekeeping — tidying up, freshening up, everything up. However, so far tonight in the pursuit of clean housing I have cut myself twice, burnt myself but good once, and broken a toe. I can only conclude that working on my Web site would result in IMMEDIATE ELECTROCUTION. It’ll have to wait a little longer yet.